Self-aware. Self conscious. Self induced.

Who’s next?

Okay, lessee, I think I have a couple of, oh, here they are. Right. Our first contestant today is Dan Hernandez. Give’im a big hand, ladies and gentlemen.

NAME: Francisco Geronimo Josè  Daniel  “Potato Bug” Hernandez, IV
FAVORITE NICKNAME: Dan Hernandez
FAVORITE COMIC ARTIST: Chris Ware, Cathy Guisewite
FAVORITE COMIC STRIP ONOMATOPOEIA: KAADONG!!!
FAVORITE SUPERHERO: Not Superman.
LIKES: Lying, subterfuge & elaborate costumes
DISLIKES: gettiing caught pulling my latest heist
TURN ONS: C-Span
TURN OFFS: Pornography
WHY DID YOU GET INTO COMICS? Because I like to draw pictures of things farting.
WHAT’S YOUR PIPE-DREAM JOB? Cartoonist or sychronised dishwasher
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN WITH THIS PROJECT ON 16? Someone
will step on my my new kicks and then I’ll have to “Serve” them.
CAKE OR DEATH? Undead Pie

Dan is followed by Brian Patrick Moore, whose eyes really bring out the blue in that Versace gown.

NAME: Brian Moore
FAVORITE NICKNAME: “Bones.”  I used to be so terrifyingly skinny you could see my spine through my stomach…then I moved to Milwaukee.
FAVORITE COMIC ARTIST: Bill Watterson.  (http://progressiveboink.com/archive/calvinhobbes.htm)
FAVORITE COMIC STRIP ONOMATOPOEIA: “Bampf!”  (http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0908/bamf-nightcrawler-bamf-demotivational-poster-1249423888.jpg)
FAVORITE SUPER Anti-HERO: The Saint of Killers (http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/saintkil.htm)
LIKES: Long nights of good food and drink
DISLIKES: Myself on mornings after long nights of good food and drink.
WHY DID YOU GET INTO PHYSICAL THEATER?  I look good in Tyvek. (http://vimeo.com/10490835)
WHAT’S YOUR PIPE-DREAM JOB? : Doing what I do now.  The only difference is at the end of the week there would be a pay check waiting for me…a paycheck and an extra day in the week where all I had to do was sleep.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN WITH THIS PROJECT ON APRIL 16? :There will be sweat.
CAKE OR DEATH? : I would say cake but usually, against my my own interest, I choose death.

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