Second Campaigner Challenge
This isn’t “due” until October 3rd, but I don’t like things hanging over me. Here is the challenge as described by Rachael:
Write a blog post in 200 words or less, excluding the title. It can be in any format, whether flash fiction, non-fiction, humorous blog musings, poem, etc. The blog post should:
- include the word “imago” in the title
- include the following 4 random words: “miasma,” “lacuna,” “oscitate,” “synchronicity,”
If you want to give yourself an added challenge (optional and included in the word count), make reference to a mirror in your post.
For those who want an even greater challenge (optional), make your post 200 words EXACTLY!
So – the story.
And Imago Was His Name-O
“Oscitate is to lacuna as what is to miasma?”
“I don’t understand the question.”
Scary long caterpillar eyebrows wiggled over horn-rimmed glasses at him. The eyebrows were not pleased. “It’s an analogy? You don’t pass the test, you don’t graduate.”
Dr. Eyebrows’ statement sounded more like a question that was really asking, “How did you make it this far?” or “What did I do to deserve this?”
“It’s just a study session.”
“Give me the correct word. Oscitate is to lacuna,” he pronounced, world weariness hanging on every syllable, “as what is to miasma.”
Kevin looked at his reflection, mirrored in the glasses. Eyebrows had never liked him. He thought Kevin was always cutting to smoke pot, which was his explanation for why Kevin always looked so dull in class, and he made no secret of his suspicions.
“They were on the worksheet,” Eyebrows emphasized. “You do know what oscitate means? Synchronicity?”
“Yeah, see, about that,” Kevin started, pushing all of the English teacher’s buttons, “no.”
Eyebrows’ face turned a pleasing shade of red – no, cinnabar. “Get out of my classroom.”
“You’re the boss.” He stopped at the door. “The answer is ‘fart.’”
There’s a competition, so you can vote for this story here if you like it – and if you follow the link back to Rachael’s, you’ll also see all of the other entrants. Check out some other stories before casting your ballot. (You can vote multiple times, but don’t. Not cool, bro.)